Good evening everyone, and welcome to my inaugural Christmas
Speech. I am so glad you have all tuned
in. I must say 2013 was a very busy
year, both personally and professionally.
We have much to go through…
After spending most of 2012 on the Inside, I have been
relishing my new found freedom and making up for lost time.
I was formally Named early this year in a touching ceremony
I enjoyed very much. My thanks to Mummy
and Daddy for organising it and everyone else for attending.
I have had to adjust to Solid Food this year. It has involved a myriad different tastes and
textures and while nuzzling on Mummy’s Boob is just the bestest thing, munching
on some pasta that the dog just licked comes a pretty close second…
To assist with Solid Food I have developed Teeth. Painful buggers while they are coming through
but my goodness, the fun you can have with Mummy’s Boob and Daddy’s fingers
once they arrive!
After a briefly trialling “Crawling” I decided 2 Wheel Drive
was the future and quickly adapted to Walking.
I must say I enjoy it very much and practice at every opportunity.
Mummy kindly started me on Swimming Lessons this year. I took to water like a duck to water! It is all going rather swimmingly, you could
say… (I seem to have a predilection for
silly, silly puns. Thank-you very much
Daddy. You will pay…).
My social life really took off though, when I began Day
Care. Merry Christmas to all my
Besties! You know who you are
(especially you Archie, you curly-mopped little Spunk, you). I look forward to sharing many more hugs,
kisses, toys, flu’s, gastro outbreaks and colds with you next year.
At this point I must mention my brother and sister, Charlie
and Ruby. It is awesome to have such fun
siblings, even though I don’t quite understand why you have four legs instead
of two and are so hairy.
Charlie, I am sorry I squeezed your nuts and almost bit your
willy. I had no idea they were so
sensitive. Honest!
Ruby, I realise you like your Alone Time, but you only have
yourself to blame. Your fur is just the
most snuggle-worthy, softerest thing! I
could bury my head in it and hold clumps of it in my tight little fists forever!
So what have I
learned this year?
·
Escalators are just the best thing ever!
·
Pears are just the best thing ever!
·
Cuddles from Mummy are just the best thing ever!
·
Cuddles from Daddy are just the… okayest… thing…
ever…
·
Santa Clause – weird, weird, scary man…
·
Learning to make fart noises with your mouth is
just the best thing ever!
And so to 2014. Even
after such a massive 2013 I still look forward to next year with much
optimism. I am particularly looking
forward to:
·
Becoming tall enough to reach all the dangerous
stuff on the kitchen bench
·
Filling approximately 1825 nappies
·
Turning 2
·
Making fart noises with my mouth
·
Perfecting my Tantrum Body Slams
·
Finally working out where the Green Sheep is and
·
Delivering my 2014 Christmas Address verbally
after learning to speak more proper…
Finally, I want to thank you all for making my first
year-and-a-bit in this world such a blast.
It’s been, you know, Thing. Really. May you all have a very Merry Christmas and
enjoy playing with the wrapping and packaging of a number of expensive presents.
And here’s to a joyful New Year full of giggles, babycino’s
with my BFF’s and a new series of Peppa Pig…
Much Love to All,
Madeline RKP…
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